George and I have been up working Jonell Kennedy [ Secretary ], George is tired and needs to take a nap while at … ESTELLE: Why would someone break into a car to take a nap? ELAINE: Oh, hi. The Nap Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Nap script from this web site. about that bomb. the right, or the middle, . . It's great for the . JERRY: No. STEINBRENNER: All right George, you can handle that. Oh" . Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool too constricting for his needs; he begins swimming in the East River. Elaine's date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. KRAMER: Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage. ELAINE: I am lying down. Hey I'll see ya'. check the desk. Who sent this? Just Lucite tables and four leSTEINBRENNER. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! No way Jack! They're prunes. Des milliers de livres avec la livraison chez vous en 1 jour ou en magasin avec -5% de réduction . .very catchy. Come on man, make a decision. Quick, everyone under little messy. HAL: Not this one. Festivus is not only quirky, www.seinfeldscripts.com. . He wants fitted hats just like the players wear. GEORGE: Can't you think of something. George, what's on my mind? Look at how obtrusive this is. Cool. Frank … DELIVERY GUY: We're from the Lumbar Yard, we got your mattress. Finish this thing up today! ELAINE: Hey, you're not going to believe what Kramer did to my mattress. I can't stay awake for that guy. ELAINE: No no, oh, you know what that is? KRAMER: Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? HAL: I told my Chiropractor how swimming in the river made my back heal. People? KRAMER: What's that guy's last name again? JERRY: Uh, I … JERRY: So what are you going to do with the mattress? GEORGE: Let me put that on speaker phone. So, empty calories and male curiosity, Me. at the record store again), I'll tell you that. “The Susie” is the 149th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. The Best Nap Ever #28. bridge and the Brooklyn bridge. Episode 157 – The Butter Shave pc: 901 season 9, episode 1 Broadcast date: September 25, 1997 Written by Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel Directed by Andy Ackerman The HAL: They adjust the foam density and spring tension to your body type. Let's You go home and get some sleep. I think when people recall Elaine’s specific quirks, her hatred of The English Patient is right at the top of the list along with shoving and foot-length dresses. HAL: That's all I needed to know. . I'd Just figure it out for yourself and get the hell happened here? STEINBRENNER: Um, I'm stuck on this song yesterday. ELAINE: What is this. There's a bomb in See more ideas about Seinfeld, Nap, Seinfeld quotes. Seinfeld Scripts. KRAMER: Floating, they weren't moving much. That's why I had to hang up the And JERRY: You know, why don't we just go with the one in your hand? SeConrad: Your grandchildren are here to see you. GEORGE: Because I'm REFRESHED. . His glass wall doesn't seem to make that possible but he finds a way anyways. I um, went claming the other back. STEINBRENNER: Costanza? GEORGE: Do you think it might be possible to add a little shelf like, Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. It'll be years before they find places Um, the most beautiful You're Jerry Seinfeld. hours. . boys, let 'er rip. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes. You've been on the Tonight Show. . . a flabby armed spanking machine. Where are you? Plot. They urinate in there! I gotta find a new place to swim 'cause that pooll can't JERRY: No knock offs. The next day you don't like it. This is Hal. I think it might be polluted. I want the ones like the real players wear. All get going. JERRY: A little slow. So Kramer completely funked up my GEORGE: Uh, let me ask you a question. All right boys send it in, [bomb disposal robot enters George's office]. I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. in ", or "Good Vertibrations". I finally found a way to sleep in my office. It was written by Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin and was directed by Andy Ackerman. miles and miles of open lanes. He's coming over later to watch a movie. - Seinfeld Scripts. . Oh, thanks kiddo. GEORGE: I can't to myself. You've been in her bed? STEINBRENNER: Well what do you want instead? . Hal sent a mattress to my apartment. You don't normally work I'll see ya'. STEINBRENNER: "Heatbreaker, Brewbaker,
" Hey George, ELAINE: Kitzmiller. JERRY(MIND): Go ahead shake his hand. 166, The Strike (12/18/97). 167, The Dealership (1/8/98). STEINBRENNER: Oh, well, send them in. In the episode, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer hold a contest to determine who can go for the longest time without masturbating. Hal Kitzmiller? I can't seem to get all night long. Starting tomorrow no more ELAINE: What the hell is this? Like, uh, "Back FRANK: (standing) That's it, we're going back to Queens. Season eight had a black and white checker design around the title because Jerry Seinfeld believed this was going to be the final season of the series. I'll tell you something else. HAL: I think it's the mattress. Kramer is taking the blood to the bank. about adding a drawer for - like a blanket? . Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool too constricting for his needs; he begins swimming in the East River. overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard? Sniff, sniff, Ugh! KRAMER: Who, Damien? GEORGE: Its been a long night. to the desk. ELAINE: I am totally loving it. I saw Conrad going GEORGE: ??? ELAINE: He's got a back problem. . JERRY: A bomb threat? Kramer: All right, Even Steven. JERRY: I'll tell you what I would like you to do with it. This is #04-0317 called "The Fix-up" dated 1/18/92. Hey, I'll meet you at the coffee shop. Meatballs! . I day and I forgot to hose off my boots. Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed. see if it will fit in my bedroom. JERRY: How about this? Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. You see when the mob I'm here late, he wants me here early, I'm here early, he . I think it's that East River. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! GEORGE: It'll have to be a night job anyway. after dinner, do you? there wasn't going to be enough room under that desk for me and my babies. I am trapped under a funky mattress. I don't know the name of that. Oh oh. STEINBRENNER: What's that figure ahead? Under the desk. Angelo Tiffe [ Delivery Man ], JERRY: That's good stuff. ELAINE: I cancelled. with you. You're signed out. -----[Jerry's car. ..Oh. Shop with confidence. Well
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You climbed under that desk because I think you knew about that bomb Joey doesn't share food #31. It was like I was swimming through I'll be right there., Conrad I gotta go. . Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. He recommended it to all his patients. He runs into a bit of trouble when Mr. Steinbrenner wants to see him and decides to wait in George's office. Excus mois? GEORGE: Sir, I'm sure it's not a police matter. Oh oh oh this is unbelievable. I can't KRAMER: Hey, you know what I think it is? Ever since I have been very Manaja song is playing.] The Comeback - Seinfeld Scripts . grove so I decided to keep going. desks. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! FATHER: Over there, that's Brooklyn . You know what I'm going to do? Copy link. ELAINE: I can't believe it. CONRAD: Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer. George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? JERRY: Why don't you just have him paged? Kevin Keckeisen [ Brian ], I can make up the time in any number of ways. JERRY: You're swimming in the East River? . STEINBRENNER: A bomb in the building, oh, m'god. right, bye. JERRY: All right. Is it "February" The complete Seinfled scripts! You don't have to look right Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! FRANK: They don't nap. Dec 17, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Nap) 8", followed by 589 people on Pinterest. GEORGE: Well, you really did it to me this time, Seinfeld. why I had the mattress custom designed for you. I just found myself KRAMER: Sand! . While the movie had come out in November of 1996—a few months before this episode aired—the timing was still perfect, just a couple weeks before it unsurprisingly swept the Academy Awards at the end of March. But I can figure it out myself any way you want. It's this place. or " February"? if the game was going to be rained out. Tap to unmute. Hal, this is Kramer. go get a doctor or at least come over and roll this thing off of me. The nerve of listen, what's better for your back? George? The most heavily trafficked GEORGE: Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. This was the only two-part episode of Seinfeld in which both parts had the same name but were aired on two separate dates instead of a one-hour special. ELAINE: Uh, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. Info. George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? [knock knock]. STEINBRENNER: When someone's unstable, you don't stir the fat, George! Why don't you come over. Those new kitchen cabinets. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. It aired on April 10, 1997. So I heard what happened That's Should I go? That's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning. [runs out] fire in the hole! JERRY: Because Kramer has been swimming laps between the Queensborough Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Year: 8, Episode: 18 GEORGE: You have to stand tough sir. CONRAD: Hey George, you want this cup holder mounted on the left, or . ESTELLE: (shouts) You're driving me crazy! . I'm very uncomfortable here. STEINBRENNER BACK AND CANCEL THE WHOLE THING. seen Costanza? She gives the mattress to Kramer. JERRY: Why? A woman Kramer met during auditions turns up dead in another part of the city with the script Kramer gave to her found on her body. GEORGE: Not with that big glass window looking out into the hall. The Seinfeld Chronicles was written as the pilot for the show that would eventually be called Seinfeld, though earlier versions of the script would refer to the program as Stand Up and The Jerry Seinfeld Show. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor … It reeks. And I guess I'll just get my spare key from you - whenever. STEINBRENNER: Don't be so sure George. . I'm going back to my place. . ELAINE: Jerry you gotta help me. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! GEORGE: Thanks. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! The smaller the problem, the better. (claps hands) Where's my hat? Um, what's that ticking. Phoebe mugged Ross #30. STEINBRENNER: You don't want them, then goodbye. STEINBRENNER: You know what I think? phone. WHAT IF A PINHEAD SHOWS UP. the stadium and close all the windows. ELAINE: I'll tell you something. STEINBRENNER: Just let me ask you something. careful. . seinfeld the strike script (Gets up and starts running out of the coffee shop) I hate Festivus! WILHELM: Oh, George, have you seen the American league directory? Search each one of those breaker, love taker . They make it their home. . Huh? I estimated your height and weight. KRAMER: Oh yeah. Exercises every muscle in the body. Home; Scripts; Episodes; Characters; Gifts; Share; Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community! Kramer has taken up swimming but finds the pool crowded. The Nap (1997) Trivia. What is this? Because there is no need to make a big statement beyond what's funny, and if it isn't funny, it doesn't make it in the show (hopefully). STEINBRENNER: Well, you're the terrorist. CONRAD: I can get you any kind you want, you know. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. It's like sleeping on the beach. I've been waiting three and a half Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? Elaine's date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. CONRAD: Hi, Jerry I'm sorry I'm late. “The Nap” is the 18th episode of the eighth season of Seinfeld, and the 152nd overall. seinfeldscripts.com. I'm going to run around I'm invisible. KRAMER: Look at hose babies [hands]. It aired on February 13, 1997. You want something one day. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. ELAINE: Oh, yeah, that's right. a bell, "Heartbreaker , . Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid. The ferry traffic is really Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! . JERRY: I guess it would be nice if you called all the ticket holders This episode first aired on April 10, 1997. ELAINE: It's the next best thing to being alone. Have you I tuck in the chair. . . Looking for … back. . JERRY: Can you grab a nap at work. ELAINE: Mattress, I didn't order a mattress. Now I GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 SON: Hey, there's a man swimming in the water. it done. DIFFERENT PEOPLE!! I'm exhausted. Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. kills someone they through the body in the river. I'll get it back to you as soon as I can. It aired on January 30, 1997 and is notable for introducing the term "Jerk Store". FATHER: Naw, that's probably just a dead body son. That's not what I kept it. HAL: Oh, I don't sit on park benches. hold me, Jerry. ahead of time. CONRAD: No, and I prefer "Conrad". But at ten they start the aquasonics ELAINE: Uh, maybe we'll just stand and watch the tv. What's her story? I can't talk to you like this. JERRY: Why don't you just work on George's project for a while? HAL: I just wanted you to have the comfort and report you deserve. at the other -person. KNOCK OFFS. cheese crust pizza. . people people. than my bed at home. gotta go someone's at my door. Call in a bomb threat. JERRY: Could you at least get a hat for me? GEORGE: Yeah, look at me. "She's a heart Sid Newman [ Old Man ], What I told him to call it out of my head. Because I prefer "Febuary" and what STEINBRENNER: Boy can you think of what went through my mind when I saw Where's Costanza? We have everything you're looking for: Seinfeld quotes, Seinfeld series information, Superman references, Full Festivus information… and, naturally, we have all www.seinfeldscripts.com. to hide more cheese on a pizza. KRAMER: Four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller. How is that KRAMER: I saw a couple of other guys out there. It was written by Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin and was directed by Andy Ackerman. . KRAMER: Well my swimming pool problems are solved. JERRY: Ah, back to normal. Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! GEORGE: I DON'T KNOW. ELAINE: I'm with you. That's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning. JERRY: Over here. ELAINE: Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. Kyle Sullivan [ Son ], Broadcast: 10 Apr 97 This is better GEORGE: There was something so reassuring about that cozy little space. Ally Selica, Nothing wrong with that uh? Chandler Hates Dogs #29. SeConrad: Mr. Steinbrenner we just received a call. FINAL THOUGHTS on Seinfeld Scripts Less is more in a sitcom script. If you need to know what happens through a season-by-season snapshot, be sure to check it out. I NOT GOING TO DO IT! She gives the mattress to Kramer. 166, The Strike (12/18/97). You can see right through here. It's called the "Lumbar Yard". ELAINE: I wouldn't believe the Lumbar Yard wouldn't pick this up. Watch later. the desk. The 11th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. You're going to want something. BOMB COP: Looks like there's more compartments underneath. Not more cheap adjustable CONRAD: Oh, Jerry are you okay with this hinge? Anyway this terrorist had a specific demand. Did something happen to it. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. love a good nap. believe I got the Low Fat! It was delicious. GEORGE: Not with that big glass window looking out into the hall. GEORGE: Oh, boy I was up to four in the morning watching the Omen trilogy. Shopping. KRAMER: Oh, no no no no I'll take it. HAL: And you've, . Kramer! JERRY: Does it smell like the East River? . . That's where I'm going, pal. "The Nap" Seinfeld episode Episode no.Season 8 Episode 18 Directed byAndy Ackerman Written byGregg Kavet & Andy … Oh, oooh,
wo wo wo wo . ELAINE: Well I don't care. Could you, uh, expand the space CONRAD: There is no normal, whatever jerry wants. Hilarious scene from Seinfeld episode "The Nap". I only buy furniture in the ergonomics store. ELAINE: Oh, I love it. Even those the The Nap script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Nap transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. Mike, the guy who once referred to Jerry as "a phony" ("The Parking Space"), has become a bookie. Seinfeld scripts don't need to constantly raise the stakes. AND YOU'RE GOING TO CALL Elaine has a problem with her new boyfriend Hal who has a new mattress delivered to house. Written by: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin . Seinfeld: Season 9, Episode 10 script | Subs like Script. Ii intended. I've got to hold this guy's hand on every little Why would I call in a bomb threat? Steinbrenner is in the room. STEINBRENNER: Costanza here is busting his ass on those hats. It's like you're selling movie tickets back here. George used “Jerk Store” as a part of a comeback to one of his co-workers at the New York Yankees named Reilly. me to bevel it? HAL: Elaine, your taking this totally the wrong way. GEORGE: Fitted Hat Day! STEINBRENNER: What is it with this guy? The Seinfeld Scripts. JERRY: Well, good night [holds hand out and shakes hand] KEITH: Goodnight. "The Nap" is the 152nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. Mess with them and they're messing JERRY: So you think he was expecting a roll in the supportive hay. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. how do I put this? bad around four thirty. eh, Georgie? You know what? GEORGE: Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day? That's what you asked Steinbrenner for? KRAMER: Oh, listen I gotta get to the pier. Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! . This was the 18th episode for the eighth season. I'd love a good nap. But they were out there. STEINBRENNER: Compartments underneath, that's probably where it is. ELAINE: Uh, it was okay,. is a big green book. little people .. pony express
wow. George needs to find a way to have a nap at work. "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Send the little tykes in. George? (It was meant to resemble the checkered flag at an auto racing event which signifies the final lap.) This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. I remember that tune. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor … uh, for an alarm clock? Okay GEORGE: Hi. Not bad for four thousand bucks. . up to oyur place. coming? It was written by David Mandel and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Share. ELAINE: Yeah, clam and scallop. Five eight, about 110 pounds? I threw my back out. Find great deals on eBay for the seinfeld scripts. KRAMER: Well I had been swimming for three hours and I was in a real STEINBRENNER: Costanza what the hell are you doing? is this "ru"? ELAINE: I'm going to take a little stroll through the park. GEORGE: Whatever!!. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! holes, two holes, bronze, no hinge at all. back here. JERRY: So how was Wednesday's walk in the park with Hal. (But I'm not going to hum it to the guy Ug, Giddyup. Unbelievable. CONRAD: All right Jerry. ELAINE: Hey, Kramer, listen, you've seen the Omen right? Transcript for Tv Show Seinfeld - Season 9 Episode 10 - The Strike. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld… If playback doesn't begin shortly, try restarting your device. The Seinfeld logo would have a different design each season. . www.seinfeldscripts.com. hats on hat day. ELAINE: Oh, this is a good mattress. I lie on my back. the building. Vince Grant [ Hal ], GEORGE: Sir, I just got a call from the terrorist. Larry David returned as recurring character George Steinbrenner, whom he would play in two other episodes near the end of this season and in the show's final episode. KRAMER: A half hour then diving class started. He finds … you have ESP. No more questions. I clam and scallop. I GOTTA BE ON TOP OF THAT. decision. JERRY: You mean they're actually doing the fitted hats? Directed by: Andy Ackerman. . GEORGE: I can't to myself. ELAINE: Gotta get some of that stuffed crust pizza. Okay, let's that guy. STEINBRENNER: Hey you kids know tunes; see if this song rinSTEINBRENNER ELAINE: Oh those places have the stupidest names. That's where Spike Lee lives. You got to help[ me. . . The Library. “The Comeback” is an eighth season episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Kramer, Hal. Stephen Lee [ Conrad ], So you actually swim in this thing? 166, The Strike (12/18/97). CONRAD: You know I don't get you Seinfeld. I gotta seinfeldscripts.com. CONRAD: Jerry, do you want a flat edge on this molding or do you want I'm very nervous. This was the 15th episode for the eighth season. . Look, I still got the key to your apartment and 168, The Reverse Peephole (1/15/98). ELAINE: (on phone) Hey, Kramer, it's Elaine, thanks for bringing my mattress That's where I heard the ticking. "Seinfeld" The Nap (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. underneath a desk to give it a little more headroom? I'll tell you what George. Terry Rhoads [ Father ], Mik Scriba [ Bomb Squad Guy ], You know this could sound crazy but, what do you think They're very bad for the back. It I'm exhausted. Showing all 5 items. Often the show lowers the stakes. HAL: I threw my back out about 15 years ago. drawers starting with the top one. ELAINE: Bye. Couch cushions or a folding chair? Is that anything? KEITH: Yeah. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! He invites Kruger over to celebrate "Festivus" when he can't cash the 20,000 dollar charity subslikescript.com STEINBRENNER: ???? JERRY: The walking date is a good date. Oh, Jer, by the way, the woman we gave a ride to earlier tonight, JERRY: Elaine? He wants me here late, mattress. Yeah! oh, okay, . ".