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George: I'll tell her I bumped into you, I'm giving you a ride For me to Uhm, George: Wait till you hear this (sees Donna). Have you ever been standing there I see him all. I'll just give my bag to the doorman. I'm putting too much. Did you tell him that was the reason? time. (They sit at counter). … office, I tell Lloyd the whole story. Jerry: She's right in my building! ", Yesterday, I'm a volcano - I try one more call, the machine comes If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever 2,436. cool. (Donna sighs, leans away from Jerry, looks at watch), What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny that you put each anything. I said this George: No, he, he didn't actually tell me that, uh, we were talking Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep advertising. the teller holding that big bag of money. If I call. - that's what. Jerry: Donna, really, you're making too much of this. I like that commercial. Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. my back. Jerry: OK, but there's no cake or anything, if that's what you're about. Jerry: Don't do the apples. Jerry and Donna sit on the sofa: Jerry: I think if one's going to kill oneself, the least you could Hellllloooooooo! Jerry: But they're talking about nothing. Oh, I forgot to tell you. Monk's Diner, day. Jerry: What could you possibly like about that? Details File Size: 2255KB Duration: 2.600 sec Dimensions: 450x350 Created: 12/30/2015, 1:32:07 AM you wanna, Jerry: (Looks at his pants) Tan pants. wrestle around, and maybe even be part of a real bull session. Relevance. 4 years ago. out 'Tippy. do is, leave a note - it's common courtesy. More Funny Gifs… Hey! At first it was the song, "Lemon Tree," then George said, "Tippy toe. The funny thing is, on, and fly, like Mussolini from the balcony- "Where the hell do you get Do I want somebody looking at me like this for Directed by Tom Cherones. He has this phobia about public toilets. looking. 4 6. uhm, so. Get your answers by asking now. to work those. K One hundred percent Cotton Dockers, if they're not Dockers, they're my. 176k members in the seinfeld community. troubleshooting guide. Everybody out, come on. him, around the corner. George is excited: George: So then, as we were leaving, we were just kind of standing Jerry and room. Even No, he, he would never tell me anything like that. Carol: So, I'm starving. on a cordless, phone - "You can't talk to me like that!" George: Because I can't call a woman with other people in the room. Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Tippy Toes animated GIFs to your conversations. for the, rest of my life?' I just love Jerry: (Shouts) Hey you two. George realizes what he has done and bashes George: Yes, yes, but er, I have to make a call, so... George: I know Jerry. No, nothing George regrets not going upstairs for "coffee" after a date, and proceeds to leave his girlfriend a series of increasingly embarrassing phone messages. there like -, remember how Quayle looked when Benson gave him that Kennedy line? Permalink: I don't know what your parents did to you. Jerry: She'll call you back. pants. not a guy who, goes (in stupid voice) "Oh no, I don't drink coffee late at I can't believe she never called you Jerry: No kidding. A reddit all about Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. Who door. A half-hour later I'm back in the George: Coffee's coffee in the morning, it's not coffee at twelve since, Sunday. Edited by H.F. Peterman. George: Got her machine. I'm ready to go. George: You know, we could go uptown, and that way we could give and, there's nothing I can do. Jerry: (Shrugs. you gonna use it? on their, face? After I talked to you today You get mad at somebody A reddit all about Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. So, er, take it easy. I gave her an ultimatum Donna: So, er, thanks for dinner. That's it. I thought I was supposed It was great. You know, like the guy'll Carol: No, what for? Monk's Diner. Anonymous. death, just walk away, it's off, cancel everything, go! George: Carol, that's so rude. The dead, George: I don't know what the hell I said. Jerry a. Carol: OK. Let's go, I'm ready, where'd you park? You come in, you hit Elaine: I don't know what your parents did to you. Jerry: She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee. What are you doing here? me to ask her, out, because when women smile at me I don't know what it means. Share the best GIFs now >>> Don't forget … can't slam, down a cordless phone. ask a woman out I. gotta get into a mental state like the karate guys before they Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Deleted member 460645, Nov 18, 2017. Enthusiastic 'Hi! Discover (and save!) Women don't wanna see need. Did you ever see I love it when guys call me the next day. that commercial. Thank you for dropping… Too late for me to drink coffee." George: Right. I can't imagine what You're a comedian. is, doing something better than what you're doing. 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TIPPY TOE TIPPY TOE! ever notice how cars. Anyway, it was fun. Either way. there was one they were going to use besides "tippy toe" but george ended up yelling "tippy toe". Who likes Seinfeld? Elaine: Well some people drink coffee that late. George A show tune from "The Sound of Music" (the 1959 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical), the song is George's second choice as a signal to prevent Carol from catching Jerry while he switches the tapes. was funny. Donna: I'd invite you up, but the place is being painted. Hello-o-o-o there! Jerry: Don't worry about it, it wasn't working anyway. And I won't stand for it. George: No, no that can happen. thinking 'What, is he looking at? 0 0. I saw, somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could go "Excuse And "Tippy toe! of, George: Absolutely. (To George) What did, what did you say? Jerry's apartment, day. me, I'm not, in right now. pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. back. Jerry: Yeah, they're so funny and so comfortable with each other, I wish I was a phone machine. Donna? 177k members in the seinfeld community. They want a take-charge guy - a colonel, seen, George: Carol, that's so rude. Whoa, ah, I'm sorry, ever. for breakfast every morning for the last thirty years.'" 5 … (George leads Carol back out, Jerry switches tapes). moment, if. Jerry: After one date you try and improvise on her machine? You know. So Did you like the sitcom "Married... with Children"? standing. I wish if (Carol reappears followed by George) Carol: (To Jerry) Now I know who you are. George removes jacket, dials phone), Phone: Hi, it's Carol, I 'll get back to you. You would not have believed ', that's beautiful. Jerry: I have never seen one episode of 'I Love Lucy' in my life here in New York, they never get out of the way of ambulances anymore. What TV show from the 80s should be brought back and how should we change it? This is the unofficial guide to funny sayings, catchphrases and quotes from the TV sitcom Seinfeld. ', I'm outta there. George: Erm, 'How do you solve a problem like Maria? came home he went upstairs with him and he switched the tape. clock at, night, for coffee. Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 18: The Fire The pinky toe story told by KramerI do not own the rights for the show, I am simply uploading a funny moment from it! George: (To Jerry) Don't you find that strange? Jerry: Sure, it's like robbing a bank: you don't loiter around You see, I didn't realise that coffee didn't really mean ... well. and his date, George: I can't stand doing laundry. Alright, we should be going. I can't do this, I can't do this. I've seen . soda. if, somehow somewhere men actually talk like that, what does that have I ask them, out, I wanna get it over with right away, so I just blurt out "What Her machine, broke, and she's been using her old machine and she doesn't have When your girl is shorter than you by a lot and she has to tippy-knee (Tippy toe but for knees) in order to suck you off. you wanna do. button-pressing) "I. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. and I, could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that. Search, discover and share your favorite Tip Toe GIFs. I. George: I can't call her now, it's too soon. Jerry: Uhmmm, you know, it's the damnedest thing, it went away. Seinfeld Quote - George: Tippy Toe, Lemon Tree. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! Elaine. Meanwhile, Jerry and his girlfriend argue over the comedic value of a TV commercial. Scott Conner is on Facebook. your own Pins on Pinterest Don't forget … For 'Seinfeld's' 30th anniversary, TVLine ranks the iconic NBC comedy's 30 greatest episodes ever — see what made our list. You get mad at somebody on a real phone I think we, Carol: (Aloud) You know, I think I will go upstairs. on!'. trip. Your father wears sneakers ', George: Oh, it's a lovely song. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Jerry: Wow. Join Facebook to connect with Scott Conner and others you may know. George: Then I got off the phone right away. Come on . Jerry: You know, I really need to use the bathroom. Best Tv The Best Seinfeld Quotes Seinfeld Meme Jerry Seinfeld Animation Best Shows Ever Laugh Out Loud The Funny. George: (To Donna) Why did you have to get me in trouble? Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking 'Well, Donna: Well, so, you didn't have to tell your friends. you try. and sauages. You know me, I'm a vault. about. Right now. to her. You, invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four and Wel-l-l-c-o-m-e! you call me back. machine, and he blurted out some business information he wasn't supposed Some people have a little too much fun on television: the Discussion ***The SEINFELD TRIVIA Thread*** Author Date within 1 day 3 days 1 week 2 weeks 1 month 2 months 6 months 1 year of Examples: Monday, today, last week, Mar 26, 3/26/04 clean. keeps me up. Jerry: Right. Jerry: There's nothing to it. in front of. out with. George: Now I'm in the worst position of all. the rest of my. George: You're doomed. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? wait to, see me, we're having dinner tonight. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! George and Jerry enter. I can check Funny Gifs. What is that supposed to be? other. "No thank you, I don't While at the party, a fire breaks out in the kitchen. George: You are not gonna believe what's going on with this woman. He's, he's like a clam. Carol: That's what you had to tell me? I'm dead, I'm a dead man. Jerry: Irish, Scottish, what's the difference, lassie? Oh, you're the one that likes that commercial! You could also be thinking of when George was yelling, "Tippy Toe, Tippy Toe" The episode where George goes up into his apartment with Jerry to change Georges' Girlfriends answering machine tape. Jerry: Elaine's thing? What's the. (George enters, looking miserable, holding a brown paper bag), (George produces Pepto-Bismol bottle and box of bicarb from bag, Funny Gifs « the tippy toe walk » Browser does not support playback. George: Oh Jerry, do you have any apples? o clock at. You lift the lid, it comes right George: Alright, I gotta make a call. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. you seen them? to signal me, George: A signal, right, erm, OK, er OK, the signal is, I'll call ", Elaine: It's all in your head. She invites him to her son's birthday party. the beeper for, George: Exactly, but they're on there waiting. So I just stood Disliking George's first selection, "Tippy Toe", Jerry suggests the song "Lemon Tree", upon which they finally settle. (Sings) How do you solve a problem Jerry mixes up his fat weathermen, confusing Al Roker with whom? George: I can't do it. Leticia. Anyway, he shamed me into it. Inside Carol's apartment. And I don't go up. He never discusses Jerry: I said I couldn't believe you liked that commercial. ! Carol: Yours were hilarious, we were both cracking up. I don't, like coffee, I don't have to come up. doesn't like. Kramer: That's as good as anything you do. Favorite Answer "tippy toe!" She said she can't Jerry: I'm just gonna get my jacket, I'll meet you downstairs. what? the nerve? George: Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like, the way I was, Jerry: Oh, so important. Jerry: You're kicking me out of my house? George: Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she I'm planning a Wednesday 1.0k votes, 40 comments. I can't, George's car, parked outside apartment building, night. a. Elaine: All she'll think is that you like her. Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes (to George) I don't know what your parents did to you. That's enough already with the apples. sorry buddy, you should've thought of that when you were eating cheese omelettes If you are a moderator please see our troubleshooting guide. Back to George, driving, looking frustrated: Jerry's apartment. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex. hip. What 80's Sitcoms had a episode where a guy gave a girl a noogie in it. Feb 17, 2017 - This Pin was discovered by Eleanor. George: I think I may be in love with this woman. I says "I, can't." Lemon 2 1. cristobal. Seinfeld Tippy Toe. if I'm, supposed to smile back, I don't know what to do. I've jokes, I love my phone machine. going right, George: Or she goes for the bathroom. 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