In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilogram of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop each year. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. This message brought to you by the wine, beer and spirits makers as a public service announcement. The water trials were taken in Cesspool, California., U.S., ((<:) [Conflict of interest?] ((<:)
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