Sometimes Judge Harold Wright has to force considerable concentration to exercise fair judgment on those who appear before him. Here are a few of the conundrums that call on his wisdom.
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once---or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me
happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who
ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and,
when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is
gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't gossip about others.
My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain
whales?
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