From the west coast Geriatric Desk
of Social Worker Wendy Asman

With photo from Judge Harold Wright

(It’s the desk that’s geriatric not Wendy Asman. Judge Wright’s age is for him to tell. – ed.)

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."